Oh man, so get this. I made a race of super-genius guinea pigs and now everyone is totally mad at me! Abominations, they say. You’ve doomed humanity, they say. Whatever. Although … they did bonk me on the head and steal all my lab equipment, which bodes poorly I think. Regardless, I don’t remember a thing. Do you remember what happened in G-Force?
Pop Quiz Hot Shot!
1) The film opens with a mission meant to prove themselves at the estate of Leonard Saber. What are they lookin for? What did they get?
2) They have to escape being decomissioned via a pet store truck. How do they then escape the completely inescapable pet store cage?
3) After briefly getting distracted by cake, Hurley and Darwin see just what they are looking for, a coffee machine! How do they destroy it and how do they get it back to the lab?
4) Ultimately how do they defeat Clusterstorm?
5) Who is Mr. Yanshu?
Bonus Question: ooooooooh, a call from my agent. What does he want?
Answers
1) Clusterstorm. Which they think has to do with a global weapons system, and Saber presents as a kind-of-dumb Internet of Things plan, but is in fact about world extermination. But whoops! They accidentally get a file about a new coffee maker.
2) Well, two of them get out the easy way: getting adopted. The mole, Sprinkles pretends to be dead and gets tossed into a garbage truck. And Darwin, the leader, randomly figures out the hamster has been hiding a way out through a trap door the whole time. But now they are separated!
3) They defeat it by luring it into the street and getting the coffee machine crushed by a beautiful GMC Truck. And then they return it to the lab by popping that onto a skateboard and rolling it along.
4) They break into Saber and … just open the supercomputer and put the same virus that was in the PDA into the computer. And then the computer is destroyed. The end. I’m going to be honest, I don’t really see why they couldn’t just blow it up with the booby trap they found.
5) Speckles!!!!!! The mole was the mole?! That uh … seems more likely than them killing Speckles in a kids movie.
Bonus Answer: We need a sequel to G-Force stat! He yells. If I had a nickel … anyways, that’s my specialty, rush job sequels to kids’ films. I get paid a flat fee for those. I crack my knuckles and get cracking. Naturally you want Speckles to have a redemption arc. So, during a routine training mission our G-Force heroes end up failing after what appears to me a light tremor disrupts things. No one really thinks much of it except Darwin is naturally beating himself up about it. Going to prepare he realizes that wait … this tremor doesn’t look like a normal run of the mill earthquake you’d see in California … it looks artificial? But they just don’t have the expertise to really investigate and the CIA comes in to assure them it is handled. But this is something Darwin can’t let go. Going to Speckles Darwin ends up becoming convinced to spring him from prison and they go on the run. Ultimately, with Speckles’ help, they discover a giant colony of moles all being used to create artificial earthquakes with a target of destroying military target in the near future. With Speckles (and his teams’ help) they find the machine being used to enslave the moles and free them, uncovering the HAARP-esque conspiracy involving the CIA and U.S. military. G-Force does it again!
It is called G-Force 2: Operation Starblast which is supposed to hint you towards the star-nosed moles being key to the operation.
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