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Steven Seagal is Orin Boyd, an angry cop who hates crime and injustice. DMX is a billionaire tech entrepreneur trying to catch dirty cops in the act. It’s a match made in heaven, and this is a quiz made in heaven. Let’s go!

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1) We open with Orin Boyd (ridiculous name) running late for a speech by the Vice-President, who is a lame-o liberal loser. But, uh-oh (!), some terrorists want that Vice-President to be vice-dead! Where we these terrorists from?

2) After tossing the VP into the river (whoops) Orin is transferred to the roughest toughest precinct in the city. After embarrassing himself in front of his boss (a beautiful lady no less!), she informs him of a single condition for his reinstatement. What is the condition?

3) He then immediately violates the conditions of his short leash because he’s a goober. What does he do, and what is his punishment?

4) DMX and the dirty cops have hatched a plan to get tons of heroin out of Detroit. What is this dastardly plan?

5) But (what a twist!) DMX is actually a good guy! He’s a billionaire trying to catch dirty cops on tape. How did he become a billionaire?

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Star Trek envisions a world where money no longer exists and humans explore the stars on missions of diplomacy. Similarly, in 2063 it is believed that BMT will also take to the stars to find the worst movies from alien cultures. Until then, take this quiz.

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1) We open the film with Captain Kirk climbing a mountain. What cliff is he climbing and where?

2) Throughout the film there is a Klingon Bird of Prey following the Enterprise. Why?

3) When they get to Nimbus III Kirk has a brilliant plan: Pull a little switcheroo with Chekov playing the part of capitan while the rest of the essential crew wanders around on Nimbus III like goobers … er, I mean, the away team goes down and smashes it. But alas, they need a distraction to infiltrate the facility. What do they use as a distraction?

4) The key to Sybok’s power is in his ability to find your greatest pain and help you come to terms with it, giving you a state of bliss. What is McCoy and Spock’s greatest pains?

5) So obviously they get to the center of the galaxy and find God … wait is that right? What actually was at the center of the galaxy?

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We watched a literal child’s film. A film made for a child. So you’d think a quiz would be easier. But actually … since you probably didn’t pay attention to what what actually happening in the story, it is likely to be even harder than normal. Good luck.

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) Kate and Humphrey are an alpha and an omega destined to fall in love, but first Kate has to get engaged to Garth. Why does she have to get engaged to him?

2) But uh-oh, Garth has a fatal flaw (besides not being Humphrey). What is it?

3) When Kate and Humphrey are spirited away to Yellowstone in Idaho they meet a golf-playing goose and a duck. Where are each from (or so they claim)?

4) Meanwhile Garth and Lilly, Kate’s sister, hit it off. And, best of all, they improve each other! How does each improve the other?

5) By why is it that Garth and Lilly, and Kate and Humphrey are forbidden to marry? Wouldn’t that also unite the pack?

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Dig into those trenches, acost the lovely nurses, lie about bedding them and pester them day and night … wait one second … was Ernest Hemingway a creep? Goddamnit, he was a creep. Well, I have to make a quiz regardless.

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) In the beginning of the film when Sandra Bullock arrives at the hospital on the Italy-Austria border they set up the hospital in what kind of building? What used to be there?

2) Why couldn’t Hemingway join the actual army?

3) In order to save Hemingway’s leg the famous nurse Sandra Bullock employed what technique developed where?

4) Ernest’s Red Cross bestie comes in with some serious injuries … like burns all over his body kind of injuries (but you’ve never looked better buddy …). What ultimately happens to him?

5) Ernie gets two things for his battlefield heroics, one from the Italian army and one from an Italian citizen. What were they?

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