Oh man, get this. I was running down the street to try and catch the school bus when I ran directly into this other goober. Well guess what? We are best friends now! But I did suffer a huge concussion and don’t remember a thing. Do you remember what happened in Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd?
Pop Quiz Hot Shot!
1) We meet Harry and Llyod prior to them meeting each other. How do they meet though?
2) Meanwhile there is a consipiracy going on in the school between the lunch lady and the principal. What is their dastardly plan to steal money from the school?
3) In the original film Harry embarasses himself after getting dosed with laxatives by Lloyd. In this movie, how does he embarass himself in an annoyingly similar way?
4) When they break into the principal’s office using Lloyd’s father’s keys, what to they find which is totally going to crack the case?
5) In the finale of the film the bad guys are caught (obviously). In it there is a float that is repurposed into a float of Eugene Levy admitting all his crimes. Who was the float of originally?
Bonus Question: I’m pretty down in the dumps because I’ve had so many agents recently. While sadly eating dinner in the office I get called in by my boss. What does he want?
Answers
1) Well Harry is on his way to school following a fake treasure map made by his imaginary friend Captain Rob (actually his mother). Meanwhile, Lloyd has left the school trying to catch his bus … to the school. Harry gets chased by a dog, and Lloyd is running for the bus et voila, they run into each other.
2) They are literally going to steal money from special needs students … it is demented. Because they have special needs kids (Lloyd and Harry quite obviously), and so they are setting up a kind of fake class? But it is a real class? In a way all they are doing is hiring Cheri Oteri and paying her all the money they will (by law) be granted. I guess the only real fraud is they are meeting some numbers quota by recruiting a number of genuinely non-special needs kids.
3) Well, Lloyd tells him that girls like chocolate and he should bring some. So naturally he gets some chocolate from a vending machine. Unfortunately he then sits on a radiator, which causes the chocolate to melt, and it looks like he shit all over the bathroom. Obviously he then covered himself with cholocate and everyone is grossed out. And this makes a lot of sense.
4) It’s a big old treasure chest! Well, it is certainly a chest. And guess what? The principal tapes all of his office conversations (like the President!). So that seems important for cracking the case.
5) George Washington. But slap a mustache on that guy and put a voice recording in there and you have a perfect Eugene levy impersonation!
Bonus Answer: Well obviously he wants to introduce me to my new agent … who’s my old agent! Kevin! It’s been so long (I count on my fingers, 26 agents ago maybe?) Ah, I remember when Patrick met Kevin (dream sequence). I was a young buck in the screenwriting industry. I was running down the street back to the office, I had just thought of a brilliant ending to Wild Wild West! It was my best idea yet. Just then me and Kevin ran into each other, end, whoops! His hack script about a giant robot got all mixed up with mine. After that little snafu we laughed and laughed and laughed and naturally we became a pretty formidable duo in Hollywood. I was the one who put the iconic line “Happy Fourth of July” in Jonah Hex. He was the one who got me my directing debut in Movie 43. It was a match made in heaven. Little did we know that our little agency was getting deals done on the sly to make movies in underserved markets in order to steal state tax breaks. After the FBI raided our agency we really hit it big … well, until Kevin betrayed me. I look at him sadly and he pats my shoulder. “Don’t worry Patrick,” he says sweatily, “I would never betray you again.”
The film is called Betrayal: When Patrick Met Kevin, which if I’m being honest seems like a pointless prequel, there isn’t even any betrayal!
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