Huh, the last thing I remember I was running away from a psycho with a chainsaw and then I found so real nice ladies who gave me some tea … but I can’t remember anything after that. Do you remember what happened in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)?
Pop Quiz Hot Shot!
1) Where are our unfortunate group of teens coming from, and where are they going to before getting waylaid by Leatherface’s psycho family?
2) How do the kids get tied up into Leatherface’s family in general, what sequence of events puts them at the old Mill where they first meet the Hewitt family?
3) Can you describe the Hewitt family? The different members we meet throughout.
4) How do the four teens die?
5) Who’s baby does Biel save at the end of the film?
Answers
1) They are coming from Mexico where they secretly are smuggling some marijuana in a pinata. And they are going to Dallas to see Lynyrd Skynyrd.
2) They pick of a distraught hitchhiker along the road who then, much to their dismay, kills herself. They stop at a gas station to report the issue to the police, but the owner is all like “oh, the sheriff will meet you at the old mill.” Little do they know that they are really meeting Sheriff Hoyt, who is a secret Hewitt.
3) Alright, there is Sheriff Hoyt and his brother Leatherface. There are their parents, the old lady and the guy with no legs. There is a fat woman and her daughter. And there is Jedediah, the little kid.
4) Eric Balfour dies first by getting hit in the head with a sledgehammer and then skinned. The second to die is Pepper who is killed by Leatherface when her and Biel are trying to escape in the van. Vogel (Andy) was captured second, but he survives and is hung by a meat hook without a leg until Biel kills him with a big knife out of mercy. Morgan, the weirdo stoner, is kidnapped by the sheriff just prior to Pepper dying, but survives and is saved by Biel … only to die moments later at the hands of Leatherface in a shack in the woods. Biel obviously survives.
5) She is the daughter of the hitchhiker who had killed herself. There are exposition throughout that explains that her and her family was captured by the family, and she is the final girl from that story.
Ah right, I chopped off that psycho’s arm and killed a bunch of his family. I’m sure I’ll be fine though, I’ll just bounce back from this no problem.
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