The Ladies Man Quiz

Oh man, get this. I got home and my wife was sleeping with a mysterious stranger who ran away. Grrrrrrrr. And worse still I ran over him, tripped, and smashed my head directly into the ground. Now I can’t remember a thing. Do you remember what happened in The Ladies Man?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) Where did Leon grow up?

2) What identifying feature does Leon have on him that allows Lee Evans to identify Leon as the man who had an affair with his wife?

3) Why did Leon get fired, and then what is the only other radio job he managed to get before also getting fired?

4) How does the roving band of slighted husbands find Leon?

5) Who was Sweet Thing?

Bonus Question: Ahhh, some more sweet early 2000s reminiscing. Do you remember waking up on Saturday morning, pouring an entire box of cereal into a bowl, and eating it while watching some toons? What was the cartoon you watched all the time back then?

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Premonition (2007) (Quiz)

Oh man, so get this. I was having premonitions of my wife’s impending death, so I told the sheriff, “Hey, my wife is going to die tomorrow!” and they beat the shit out of me and arrested me. Now I don’t remember (or premonish) anything! Do you remember what happened in Premonition?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) Premonition! Oh no, Sanda Bullock’s husband died (or did he … he did I think, but in like a different dimension maybe?). How did he die though?

2) HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Well … that … is a thing they put into a movie. What happened when Bullock demanded to see her husband’s dead body?

3) Premonition! What is the titular premonition?

4) How did her daughter get her injuries which causes he quite a bit of consernation right before she is committed?

5) What a twist! How does Bullock save her husband?

Bonus Question: After years of being a screenwriter, I decided to switch careers. Now I make video games. Do you remember the Premonition video game I wrote?

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47 Ronin (2013) Quiz

Oh man so get this. I’m like a samurai kind of … I’m maybe a demon. It’s hard to tell. But rest assured, I tried to fight in the big samurai tournament and got bopped right on the head by a huge monster man. Now I can’t remember a thing! Do you remember what happened in 47 Ronin?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) How does Keanu recognize the witch?

2) What super faux pas does Keanu commit that results in him getting disgraced and beaten?

3) Why does the original lord of Ako have to commit seppuku?

4) What is in the Tengu Forest?

5) How do they infiltrate the eeeeevil lair of the eeeeeevil lord?

Bonus Question: I was thinking about a sweet sequel called like 48 Ronin, but then my agent called me up and was like “We actually need way more Ronin”. What? How do I get so many Ronin in my new script?

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Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) Quiz

Oh man, so get this. I was haunted in my dreams by a serial killer again. But he was like … worse looking and didn’t scare me as much. Anyways, he popped out from behind some steam pipes and bopped me right on the head. Now I don’t remember a thing. Do you remember what happened in Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) Awwww and here I thought we’d be having a Kellen Lutz bonanza! Instead he’s the one who manifested Kreuger into the world again via the power of storytelling or whetever. Regardless, he ends up being the first victim. How does he die?

2) Well, surely Lutz’ girlfriend (just good friend?) will stick around to avenge his death! Whoops, nope, not her either. She’s now the second victim. How does she die?

3) Alright, so they are going to exonerate him after he defeats Freddy, right? WRONG. He’s dead. Where and how does he die?

4) Oh good, they’ve cracked the code on the Freddy mystery. Now all Quentin has to do is stay awake and wake up Nancy … aw fuck! Quentin you blew it! Ultimately how does he wake Nancy up?

5) And you know you can’t make a remake of a horror film without copying that sweet twist ending. This time how does Freddy reveal that the nightmare will never be over?

Bonus Question: I was dreaming a dream of fine things (well … all the sweet sequels I was going to write, the usual) when all of a sudden my agent pops up in my dream. What does he want?

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G-Force Quiz

Oh man, so get this. I made a race of super-genius guinea pigs and now everyone is totally mad at me! Abominations, they say. You’ve doomed humanity, they say. Whatever. Although … they did bonk me on the head and steal all my lab equipment, which bodes poorly I think. Regardless, I don’t remember a thing. Do you remember what happened in G-Force?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) The film opens with a mission meant to prove themselves at the estate of Leonard Saber. What are they lookin for? What did they get?

2) They have to escape being decomissioned via a pet store truck. How do they then escape the completely inescapable pet store cage?

3) After briefly getting distracted by cake, Hurley and Darwin see just what they are looking for, a coffee machine! How do they destroy it and how do they get it back to the lab?

4) Ultimately how do they defeat Clusterstorm?

5) Who is Mr. Yanshu?

Bonus Question: ooooooooh, a call from my agent. What does he want?

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I Don’t Know How She Does It Quiz

Oh man, so get this. I don’t really like … get how my wife does it? Like even thinking about it gave me a headache so bad the doctor said it gave me a concussion and now I don’t remember a thing! Do you remember what happened in I Don’t Know How She Does It?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) In the beginning of the film we learn the secret to How She Does It. What is the thing she does every night as she falls asleep that is the secret to her success?

2) Uh oh, someone is moving on up. Seems like I also don’t know how He Does It (professionally). What does Greg Kinnear do for a living?

3) Well, it looks like I still Don’t Know How She Does It. Or is it What She Does? What does she do for a living and what is the big project she’ll be working on with bonafide hunk Pierce Brosnan?

4) What is the final straw for Greg Kinnear which makes him go I Don’t Know Why She Does It?! And just when her project was going so well too!

5) What big event does she promise her young daughter and Greg Kinnear is like I Don’t Think She’s Going To Do It, and everyone is like She’s Definitely Going To Do It?

Bonus Question: I was just wiping away the tears from my rewatch of I Don’t Know How She Does It when my agent calls. What does he want?

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Prom Night (2008) Quiz

Oh man, so get this. I was at the prom getting my groove on when the big announcement came. I was NOT crowned Prom King. As I stomp about trashing the place I pull down a set of decorations which bop me right on the head. Now I can’t remember a thing. Do you remember what happened in Prom Night (2008)?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) We open in a dream where Donna Keppel confronts a stalker in her home. But it is only a dream. It is of course based on her lived experience. How many people died that night when the stalker invaded her home?

2) Uh oh, thought. The bad dude escaped! And on prom night, bad beat. How did he manage to avoid being put to death?

3) What is the theme of the prom?

4) Who won prom king and queen?

5) Uh oh, we got a twist’em’up! While the cops are searching the hotel top to bottom, how did the killer get out of the hotel?

Bonus Question: Right as I’m prepping for my screenwriting agency prom (don’t ask, we have it every year) my new agent Michael calls, what does he want?

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Taken 2 Quiz

Oh man, so get this. I was giving my daughter some directions to throw grenades around a metropolitan area when one got a bit too close to my head and exploded giving me a concussion. Now I don’t remember a thing. Do you remember what happened in Taken 2?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) In the beginning of the film Bryan if off to see his daughter in sunny Los Angeles for a driving lesson. But where is Jamie and how does Bryan find her so quickly?

2) Meanwhile the eeeeeevil Albanians (relatively of those killed in the first film) are back for vengeance. They have a two step process for figuring out that Bryan is currently on a job in Instanbul. How do they get the two pieces of information (who he is and where he is)?

3) How does Bryan escape?

4) Where do they head after the escape?

5) And then the coup de grace, how does Bryan find his ex-wife?

Bonus Question: I just finished up detailing my car when my new agent Logan calls me. What does he want?

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Dumb and Dumber To Quiz

Oh man, years later after pretending to have a broken brain I … well, I have a broken brain. It is a bit like a massive concussion. I don’t remember a thing. Do you remember what happened in Dumb and Dumber To?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) Harry is quite ill. What is wrong with him, and where does he go initially to solve his problem?

2) And we are off on a roadtrip again! Where does his daughter live?

3) What dastardly plan do Harry and Lloyd stumble into when they meet Penny’s adoptive father?

4) There is a mission to get a very very secret MacGuffin to a conference to save humanity! What is actually in the box?

5) The finale of the film takes place at the big conference where Penny is giving a speech. Where is the conference and what big ol twist do they reveal?

Bonus Question: Previously on the quiz: we learned how Patrick met Kevin and ended with the ominous foreshadowing of Kevin declaring he’d never betray me again! So … did he?

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Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd Quiz

Oh man, get this. I was running down the street to try and catch the school bus when I ran directly into this other goober. Well guess what? We are best friends now! But I did suffer a huge concussion and don’t remember a thing. Do you remember what happened in Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) We meet Harry and Llyod prior to them meeting each other. How do they meet though?

2) Meanwhile there is a consipiracy going on in the school between the lunch lady and the principal. What is their dastardly plan to steal money from the school?

3) In the original film Harry embarasses himself after getting dosed with laxatives by Lloyd. In this movie, how does he embarass himself in an annoyingly similar way?

4) When they break into the principal’s office using Lloyd’s father’s keys, what to they find which is totally going to crack the case?

5) In the finale of the film the bad guys are caught (obviously). In it there is a float that is repurposed into a float of Eugene Levy admitting all his crimes. Who was the float of originally?

Bonus Question: I’m pretty down in the dumps because I’ve had so many agents recently. While sadly eating dinner in the office I get called in by my boss. What does he want?

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