Category: Quiz

Are you ready to get Xtreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme!? Ba-da-bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (those are guitar noises). The most Xtreme quiz you’ll ever take, how Xtreme are you?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1. The commercial our heroes are putting together appears to be comprised of very little content and costs a whole buttload of money. During the film we get to see all three segments of this Xtreme Xtravaganza, what three sports are featured in the commercial?
2. Not counting our fearless and very French helicopter pilot how many people are on location in Austria to film?
3. Creating an impromptu hot tub using heated rocks the gang decides to do some serious bro-time brooooo. Just broing out with the bros yo. What game do they play in the hot tub?
4. The main feature of the film is an exciting race against an avalanche featuring a Gold medalist downhill skier (what is the budget of this goddamned commercial?!). How many seconds do they have to do the run in in order to guarantee they beat the clock and smash that gnarly powder duuuuude?
5. The crux of the very not-chill war crimes portion of the film involves a Serbian soldier faking his own death and hiding in the Austrian pistes with our intrepid heroes. Ultimately what was the actual eeeeevil plan the villains feared our Xtreme athletes would foil?

Now those are some Xtreme questions. I know my bro go all of them right, what about you?

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After smashing the Deuce Bigalow quiz for the first movie you must have thought you were pretty hot shit eeeeeh? Not so fast, turns out that was only 50% of your grade for the semester, because Pop Quiz Hotshot!

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1. When Deuce meets TJ in Amsterdam they go to a coffee shop where Deuce insists he has never and will never do drugs. TJ decides to commit a serious felony by secretly feeding him drugs via a baked good. What was the name of this baked good that Deuce appears to eat five or six servings of?
2. Eva is the new love interest for Deuce in the sequel because … well probably because the actress who played Kate, Deuce’s wife from the first film, wisely said no thanks to the role. How did they say Kate tragically died?
3. Eva’s condition that can only be cured by the kindness of Deuce Bigalow is that she has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. The offensive characterization of this disease in this film is just that she does weird things in very specific situations. What does Eva do when someone sneezes?
4. When Deuce goes out with the ladies he ultimately helps them realize their inner beauty in one way or another. In this installment we see him go out with a hunchback, a very large lady who dresses him up as a baby, a girl covered in dirt, a girl with large ears, and a girl … *gulp* who literally has a penis for a nose. What does he do to help these ladies. One point each.
5. In one of the more obvious twists in cinematic history it is revealed that Eva’s uncle Gaspar Voorsboch is the gigolo killer and is planning on killing all of the gigolos in Amsterdam. What two reasons does he give for killing the gigolos?

Jamie probably slam dunked all over you guys. You might want to consider dropping out of the PhD program for Deuce-Bigology. Slink away with your Masters, slink away.

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Have you ever thought to yourself: I probably am the foremost authority on Deuce Bigalow, I just wish there was a test to prove it! Well wish no more, because Pop Quiz Hotshot!

Pop Quiz Hotshot!

1. Deuce Bigalow meets Antoine the male gigolo and charms him with his … knowledge of fish I guess? Anyways, Antoine entrusts Deuce with the care of his apartment as he goes on a three week business trip. Where did he go?
2. It turns out Antoine should not have entrusted his very expensive place to a literal garbage person whose one character trait appears to be sexual assault, because Deuce immediately destroys the apartment. In addition to destroying the very expensive fish tank, he also nearly burns the place down. How does the fire start?
3. Deuce Bigalow manages to be a very successful gigolo, without actually having to have sex (the romantic storyline with Kate would have been a bit odd otherwise). How many women, besides Kate, is he hired to entertain?
4. When Deuce goes to the pet store to accost poor Allison, the clerk, what animal does he always order in order to, *gulp*, get her to dip her breasts into the tank so he can very obviously ogle them.
5. When Deuce accidentally picks up a prostitute in a bar (before having a Matrix style fight with her) what two drinks does he order?

Jamie is sadly a foremost Deuce-Bigologist, how about you?

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Here’s the quiz all you kids are clamoring for … The Snowman! Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1. In the film J.K. Simmons (you know … the guy who was like … there doing things) is a businessman pushing for Oslo to obtain hosting rights to what event?
2. Harry Hole’s ex-girlfriend Rakel is dating a very nice (almost overly nice … hmmmm) doctor named Mathias. What type of medicine does Mathias practice?
3. Harry Hole is a cop that don’t play by no one’s rules, so naturally he goes rogue to investigate Katerine Bratt’s father’s suicide (murder? Da da da) in Bergen. Along the way he meets Mathias who is attending a conference, what was the subject matter of this conference?
4. In the beginning of the film, when Harry Hole discovers the little girl hiding in her basement and decides to dunk all over Katerine’s sloppy investigative skills, what animal was the girl wearing the mask of?
5. What detail connects all of the victims of The Snowman Killer, how does he choose the women his is going to kill? You could go into more detail about his M.O., but do you really want to?

I full expected Jamie to have gotten a 100% again, but alas he did not. Who could blame him though, this film was a mess.

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For all those Country Bear-heads out there, you know what time it is … Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1. In one of the more dire sequences in the film, the band discovers that Ted Bedderhead is working as a wedding singer living in an apartment above who’s garage?
2. When Ted Bedderhead declares that he won’t play in the concert a distraught Beary quotes: “The people who love you no matter what, that’s your family” causing him to run home as fast as his little bear legs can carry him. Who said this quote to Beary?
3. In an opening sequence including the only example of wire-fu in The Country Bears, it is indicated that Fred Bedderhead, the band’s harmonica player, inventing what?
4. At the beginning of the film we see Beary watching a recording of a musical documentary about The Country Bears in which they recount the band’s farewell tour amid musicians besmirching their good names for cameo money. What was the name of that tour?
5. Not counting Beary Barrington (or Roadie, played by M. C. Gainey, the band’s human drummer) how many bears play in The Country Bears band? Straight up … think about the fact that I got this question wrong and how fundamental this fact is to the entire film I had literally just watched … think about it.

You just know Jamie got 100% (he is the number one Country Bears Fan in all of the world after all).

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In this week’s installment of Pop Quiz Hot Shot! watch as I barely contain my utter contempt for this movie, series, and mostly its male protagonist (antagonist?) Christian Grey!

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1. In the opening scene we have the pleasure of seeing a montage of Anastasia and Christian on their honeymoon. Where did they go? We see two cities, but the country will suffice.
2. Christian, as a surprise, reveals he has bought a house of particular significance for Anastasia and he to share as husband and wife. Where does he say Anastasia has seen the house before?
3. In Aspen Anastasia surprises Christian amidst a midnight snack. What food is Anastasia eating (eventually off of Christian himself, scandalous!) in this scene?
4. Anastasia, overwhelmed with the decisions that need to be made running the household, dismisses Christian’s staff for the night and decides to cook dinner herself. What does she prepare?
5. When Anastasia finds herself pregnant it simply ruins (ruins!) the plans Christian had for her (for them!). When stumbling back into the apartment drunk that evening he reveals the true fear he has at the prospect of becoming a father. What does this disgusting pile of garbage say is the reason he is afraid of having a child with Anastasia?

I don’t expect many people to have seen the movie yet, but let’s just say it was easy peasy to put together this quiz and I fully expect Jamie to get 100% [Editor’s Note: I did].

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