Meg 2: The Trench Quiz

Oh man, get this. I was walking around in the Marianas Trench, as usual, when all of a sudden a bunch of small dinos attacked. Long story short I filled my head with water and swam around shooting them with my underwater gun. The only problem is I now have severe brain damage and can’t remember a thing. Do you remember what happened in Meg 2: The Trench?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) Uh oh, Statham is doing push ups in a cargo container during his time off from The Trench™  Inc. What is Statham’s side job at the opening of the film?

2) But what is Statham’s real job as well? What are they doing with The Trench™?

3) But uh oh!!!!!! What is the super secret bad guys doing in The Trench™?!?!?

4) And now the Megs are on the loose and they are attacking Fun Island (real storyline). There are two other weirdo deep sea creatures up from The Trench™ though. What are they?

5) Phew, they defeated all the monsters. Or wait a tick … did they? How did they stop the good Megalogon which went from above The Trench™ to below The Trench™ and now I guess lives in the real world?

Bonus Question: Well they’ve now fought three Megs, which probably is about the worst it could be, right? WRONG. Three years later Statham is doing pull ups on the bottom of the Marianas Trench, when the next big baddie shows up. What is it?

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Magic in the Water Quiz

Oh man, so get this. I was on holiday in Canada, naturally, and obviously macking on some of America’s favorite cookies, Oreos. When all of a sudden a sea monster came up and snagged all of them. Needless to say I attempted to free dive to save my delicious treat, but I passed out and got severe oxygen deprivation induced brain damage. Now I can’t remember a thing. Do you remember what happened in Magic in the Water?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) We meet Mark Harmon and his two precocious kids just as they set off for a holiday in Glenorchy (Home of Orky!). What is Harmon’s job?

2) While there he meets his obvious love interest, who shares this job. What is the shared psychosis that all her patients have?

3) Oh yeah, meanwhile Orky is real (who knew!?). How does Ashley know that he’s real though, and how does she generally detect he is nearby, AND what does this mean for poor Orky?

4) Uh oh, there are some bad guys. What are they concerned about, and what is their plan to prevent the toxic waste dump site from being discovered?

5) After the children definitely don’t die in a horrifying homemade submarine accident, who saves them and how?

Bonus Question: Obviously we would expect the family to move to Glenorky to be near their best friend Orky. Well, Orky’s got a surprise for them. What is it?

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View from the Top Quiz

Oh man, so get this. I’m just a country girl from Nevada and I want to just get out of here. One problem, I bopped my head on my first trip on an airplane and now I can’t remember a thing! Do you remember what happened in View from the Top?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) Why did Paltrow decide on becoming a flight attendant?

2) Meetcute alert! Ruffalo is lake patrol. And how do they meet exactly?

3) When Paltrow gets into the Royalty Training School she gets to meet Bergen. What does Bergen see in her that makes her believe Paltrow can make it?

4) Aw but she failed the test and now has to live in Cleveland. But how? How did she fail the test?

5) Finally, she’s made it to Paris International! She did it! Well … but now she’s sad. Everything kind of just works out from here on … but most importantly what movie was Paltrow watching on TNT in the middle of the movie?

Bonus Question: Welp she’s a pilot now. That’s fun. While flying though, she gets a call. Who is it?

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The Watcher Quiz

Oh man, so get this. I was chasing this serial killer, when all of a sudden he starts dancing? Yeah, it was wild stuff. So wild that I don’t actually remember anything else about him … do you remember what happened in The Watcher?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) In the beginning of the film Spader has a flashback. What event is he remembering?

2) Oh snap, and then in the morning he gets a FedEx envelope. What is in it?

3) Oooo Keanu wants to play a game. What game? Who wins the game?

4) And another photo arrives. Where did serial Keanu find this person, and who wins the game this time?

5) And who is the final target? And who wins this time?

Bonus Question: Well, it is a few years later and everything is just peachy. Spader’s back in the FBI, he’s married to Tomei. Great stuff. Oh, a phone call. Who could it be?

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Green Lantern Quiz

Oh man, so get this. I’m studying this alium NBD and then I get all this alium juice on me. Now my brain is all big! On problem, I don’t remember a thing. Do you remember what happened in Green Lantern?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) What does Hal Jordan do to beat out that AI fighter jet (how relevant to the times we’re living in, amirite?)?

2) Oh sweet, Hector Hammond is really getting a leg up in his career, he gets to inspect an alium body. But why was he chosen really?

3) What drastic action does Sinestro suggest the Watchers (and Green Lanterns) do to combat Parallax?

4) In the ultimate fake out during the final battle because Hector and Hal, Hal gives up his ring to Hector. Why doesn’t it work though?

5) Ultimately how does Hal beat Parallax?

Bonus Question: A decade later and space hopping around, Hal finally gets the call he’s been waiting for. Who is it?

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Canadian Bacon Quiz

Oh man, so get this. I got all jazzed up about going to war against Canada. But then when I got there and starting littering this Mounties came over and were all like “Soooooory”. Needless to say I now have a concussion and can’t remember a thing. Do you remember what happened in Canadian Bacon?

Questions

1) In the beginning of the film our … uh heroes, are hoping to fish suicides out of the Falls in Niagara Falls, NY. How much do they get for a body and how much for saving someone?

2) Meanwhile, the President is in real trouble. His poll numbers are dropping and he doesn’t know what to do. Why are his poll numbers dropping?

3) What is the initial plan to turn the American people against Canada? How is it foiled?

4) Honey is caught littering just over the border and is taken to Ottawa. Why does Honey go to Toronto after escaping?

5) What does the Hacker Hellstorm do? What did the Canadians think it did? How is it disabled?

Bonus Question: In a surprise announcement a sequel starring Kevin Pollack as the new President of the United States was announced recently. What was his main platform issue he ran on?

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The Animal Quiz

Oh man, so get this! I was driving along a mountain road minding my own business, when all of a sudden I drove off the edge and got all smashed up! Now I have animal parts in me and a concussion to boot. I can’t remember a thing. Do you remember what happened in The Animal?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) Rob Schneider really really wants to be a police officer. What is the one thing he needs to do to be a real deal cop?

2) Aw shucks, that’s too bad. Well, while everyone else is at the company softball game, he’s gets to play cop and respond to a robbery call. But instead he gets into a massive accident. Why does he get into the accident?

3) Around this time he also meets his lady love. She’s kind of a big deal, a local celeb of sorts. What made her so famous?

4) In the end he does become a cop (hooray!). What does he do which gets him elevated to this position?

5) And prior to revealing that his lady love is in fact a Femanimal, who are the three people they head-fake out of people the Animal? And why is she ultimately let free for them to both me Manimals together?

Bonus Question: It’s twenty years in the making! We are revisiting The Animal (finally!). What is the whole fam up to?

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Eddie Quiz

Oh man, so get this. I got a shot at becoming coach of the Knicks and I nailed the shot! Well … no I didn’t, I actually slipped, faceplanted, and imagined the whole thing. And I sustained a concussion and can’t remember a thing to boot. Do you remember what happened in Eddie?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) You, of course, know Eddie as the first female coach in NBA history. But can you even remember the beginning of this film? What was her original job?

2) How does Eddie become the coach though?

3) But … surely there is a rule against just replacing your coach right before the game?!

4) What does Eddie do to turn things around?

5) Oooooooh the big bad businessman is going to move the Knicks. Where?

Bonus Question: Well, it’s about 25 years later. What’s Eddie been up to?

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III Quiz

Oh man, so get this. I was just hanging in the sewer (natch) when I found this sweet like … ancient thing. But then it turned on, and all of a sudden I was in ancient Japan! Well, when I got there I got bopped on the head by a gaggle of British arms dealers and I don’t remember a thing. Do you remember what happened in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) April’s here, and she’s got a boatload of gifts for the Turtles. They are all pretty sweet, but Splinter’s is the sweetest. What is his gift, and where did she get all this sweet stuff?

2) So obviously it turns on and zaps April back in time. Whoops. Who comes in her place?

3) Well the turtles just gotta go and save April! While back in time they learn all about the conflict that is occurring in feudal Japan. What is it?

4) Uh oh we got a betrayer in our midst! Who betrays the gang?

5) Why do some of the turtles want to stay back in time? And why do some of the honor guard want to stay in the future?

Bonus Question: The Turtles look sadly at the notice that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV is canceled. What are they going to do now?

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Quiz

Oh jeez. So here’s the thing. I’m part of the Footclan. Great benefits. But then, seriously, a giant turtle popped out and bopped me on the head! He knew karate!!! Well, needless to say, I don’t remember a thing. Do you remember what happened in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze?

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

1) So where we left off in the first film was that the turtles had succumbed to that all too common plight of the city: homelessness. Where are they living at the moment?

2) Wait … but what is the secret of the ooze?

3) What does the (kind of) hero scientist do to sabotage the dastardly Shredder’s (back from the grave (aka the dump)) plan to create mutant monsters to defeat the turtles?

4) And ultimately what are the turtles’ plan to destroy the mutants in order to defeat shredder?

5) The plan does work BTW, but there is a problem they only realize while listening to that bumping Ninja Rap being performed live at the rundown docks (?) by Vanilla Ice. What is the problem and how do they solve it?

Bonus Question: Wait … where was Casey Jones this entire time?

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