Oh man, get this. I was walking around in the Marianas Trench, as usual, when all of a sudden a bunch of small dinos attacked. Long story short I filled my head with water and swam around shooting them with my underwater gun. The only problem is I now have severe brain damage and can’t remember a thing. Do you remember what happened in Meg 2: The Trench?
Pop Quiz Hot Shot!
1) Uh oh, Statham is doing push ups in a cargo container during his time off from The Trench™ Inc. What is Statham’s side job at the opening of the film?
2) But what is Statham’s real job as well? What are they doing with The Trench™?
3) But uh oh!!!!!! What is the super secret bad guys doing in The Trench™?!?!?
4) And now the Megs are on the loose and they are attacking Fun Island (real storyline). There are two other weirdo deep sea creatures up from The Trench™ though. What are they?
5) Phew, they defeated all the monsters. Or wait a tick … did they? How did they stop the good Megalogon which went from above The Trench™ to below The Trench™ and now I guess lives in the real world?
Bonus Question: Well they’ve now fought three Megs, which probably is about the worst it could be, right? WRONG. Three years later Statham is doing pull ups on the bottom of the Marianas Trench, when the next big baddie shows up. What is it?
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