Alex & Emma Quiz

While dictating the next great American novel to the harried freelance stenographer you hired, your publisher called you up and said four words that would change the course of your romantic life! …

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

  1. Throughout the movie Emma (Kate Hudson) bothers Alex (Luke Wilson) by doing what? Hint: It concerns books … I mean Luke Wilson seems perturbed throughout, this seems to offend him.
  2. Rob Reiner just loves Alex’s mojo. How many novels has Alex written in his illustrious career?
  3. In order to lure Emma to her murder … er, to be a freelance stenographer in a highly unlikely literary gambit, Alex advertised the job under what guise?
  4. What nationalities does Emma’s fictional alter-egos in the story-within-a-movie take on throughout the film?
  5. The target of Adam Shipley’s lust is the single mother Penelope Delacroix. Adam is worried that Penelope is going to wed the very rich John Shaw, to whom she owes an enormous sum. What two ways does Adam think to get her out from underneath her debt?

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Alone in the Dark Quiz

You might be a perfectly (para)normal investigator by day, but in the World of Darkness you are in a spot of trouble. A pack of mostly invisible demon-dogs are hot on your trail and there is only one thing you can do to stop them: ace this quiz!

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

  1. In a long winded opening crawl and flashback scene it is explained that the mad scientist Lionel Hudgens kidnapped a whole gang of orphans for his spoooooky experiments in an abandoned gold mine. How many orphans were kidnapped?
  2. These kidnapped orphans, among others, have now, in the present day, become mindless killing machines. How are they being controlled by the eeeeeeeevil g-g-g-g-ghosts … uh, aliens? … uh, demons?
  3. But, then why oh why wasn’t Christian Slater’s character controlled the same way? He was also kidnapped after all.
  4. What are the demon dogs? I mean, even a basic explanation will suffice, it is very obviously incredibly unclear what is happening at any point in this film.
  5. What are we told is able to kill the demon dogs? What are we told can contain and prevent the electrical interference they exhibit as well?

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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever Quiz

Agent Aitch, are you ready for your next assignment? In the coming days it may or may not be revealed that your long dead great-great-grandfather was in fact not killed in a mining accident in the old west, but is instead married to your former business partner who now owns a multi-national gunrunning business. He’s also a cyborg. If you are confused by your assignment, all I have to say is … good luck Agent Aitch, we’re all counting on you in this week’s quiz.

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

  1. Why did Sever (Lucy Liu) kidnap Michael, Gant’s son (or so he thinks! Da-da-da), in the first place?
  2. On the other hand why was Gant desperately trying to get the boy back? I mean … he says throughout the movie that he’d basically kill his own family for a buck, so why oh why is Michael an exception?
  3. At one point it is noted that Sever was an Orphan Class assassin. What does Orphan Class mean? Note that in one scene it lists her as Werewolf Grade Wet Design Prime as well, but those are nonsense words and meaningless.
  4. After the intense fight in which Agent Ecks is “beat up by a girl” and Sever escapes, Ecks is taken into custody at the home of a fellow agent (Terry Chen). For what crime is he arrested?
  5. In the flashback scene to the day of Agent Ecks’ wife’s death (maybe? This is actually rather confusing), what does Gant say was the motivation for him faking everyone’s deaths?

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Bringing Down the House Quiz

Do you ever stare out the window wistfully thinking of the more innocent times when white people speaking in ebonics, dropping f-bombs (not the good kind …), and dancing to hip hop were not only acceptable, but the makings of a $100 million dollar comedy? Well, then you are well prepared for this quiz!

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

  1. At the beginning of the film Peter Sanderson (Steve Martin) is meant to go on vacation to where?
  2. The law firm of Peter Sanderson is courting the business of Virginia Arness the wealthy heiress. What is the breed and name of her dog?
  3. What crime was Charlene Morton (Queen Latifah) convicted of, how long was she supposed to be in prison, and who actually committed the crime?
  4. Peter Sanderson says he bought a new cellphone during the course of the film. What does he say it is made of?
  5. Some of the best bits of family comedies like this are the B-stories. Peter Sanderson has an ex-wife, and two children. Can you name all three of their B-stories?

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Behind Enemy Lines Quiz

Uh oh, you thought you would just buzz by this website and peruse our bad movie ramblings? Think again! You just got shot down by our Bad Movie anti-aircraft missiles and are stuck behind the Bad Movie enemy line. And we’re after you, this ain’t no joke, we’ve been stuck in a Bad Movie prison camp and know how to do one thing well: kill. You best get ready for a quiz!

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

  1. There are two crewmen in Burnett’s jet, a pilot and navigator. Which is Burnett?
  2. After Burnett (Owen Wilson) and Stackhouse’s flight is cancelled (again, boo!) they go to the mess to get their chow on. What food does Burnett make quite a show of eating?
  3. After getting shot down Burnett and Stackhouse are separated from their cockpit chairs which had homing beacons. Why did Reigart subsequently order Burnett’s homing beacon to be turned off?
  4. After a close escape from the factory booby trapped with mines Burnett escaped to a nearby highway to flag down a very America-loving truck. What kind of music was the truck playing?
  5. The Serbians have a dastardly plan to fake Burnett’s death to prevent the Americans from deploying a rescue mission. What event tips off the battleship that Owen Wilson was alive and well?

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Meet the Spartans Quiz

It is possible to remember things from a film like this? I guess we’ll find out. The quiz might as well be “tell me one thing spoofed in this film, I dare you” because I’m just about at a loss.

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

  1. A long montage starts the film showing how our hero King Leonidas grew up to be a powerful Spartan warrior. When sent off to battle a great beast (a penguin), what food does Leonidas find and eat?
  2. Paris Hilton takes the place of the disfigured Ephialtes in the story. How does she say she got disfigured?
  3. Traitoro, played by Diedrich Bader, attempts to foil the Spartans by texting their plan to Xerxes. Ultimately how is he defeated?
  4. Near the beginning of the film there is a string of seven celebrity impressions as King Leonidas tosses people into the Giant Pit of Death in Sparta. Name as many as you can, one point each.
  5. When Method Man shows up as the Persian ambassador, the Spartans and Persians compete in dance competition spoofing what movie?

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Assassin’s Creed Quiz

Shake yourself awake from your Assassin’s Creed induced slumber. Can you remember anything? No? Well don’t worry, you have an Animus that’ll allow you to desperately access the already half-forgotten plot of the film you literally just watched. Do a steroid cycle, lube up those now chiselled abs, it’s time for Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

Pop Quiz Hot Shot

  1. After the opening credits we see Cal (Michael Fassbender’s character) as a child. Where does he live?
  2. We then see Cal now a prisoner on death row. What crime did he commit?
  3. Cal goes into the Animus three times during the film. What three memories (roughly) does he going into from his ancestor Aguilar’s life?
  4. In the film the Marion Cotillard plays the head of the Abstergo Foundation, whereas Jeremy Irons is a high level administrator within the Templars. What is there personal relationship?
  5. Close with an easy one: Ultimately where was the Apple of Eden hidden by Aguilar?

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I Spy Quiz

I spy with my little eye … a laughless comedy featuring Eddie Murphy. Oh, and a quiz … because it’s Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

  1. In the cold open (emphasis on the “cold” ayyyyyooo) BNS Agent Alex Scott (Owen Wilson) is in charge of recovering a defected US pilot being held in a secret military prison in which country?
  2. Meanwhile in Las Vegas Kelly Robinson (Eddie Murphy) is in the process of very quickly knocking out his most recent Middleweight opponent. Obviously very proud of his very impressive undefeated record, how many wins has he recorded after his victory?
  3. The aforementioned pilot had sold a super-secret military aircraft called the Switchblade to our eeeeeeevil villain Arnold Gundars (Malcolm McDowell). But what does Kelly Robinson call it? Also why is it called the Switchblade?
  4. While teaching Alex Scott to seduce Special Agent Rachel Wright (Famke Janssen) Kelly Robinson … well, he literally just has Alex sing a song to her (in a kind of Owen Wilson-y talk-sing way). What song?
  5. Ultimately in a very messy standoff on top of the Chain Bridge the winner of Gundars secret auction of the Switchblade has a very eeeeeeeeeeevil plan for the plane. What is the plan?

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Monte Carlo Quiz

Y’all ever just feel like you deserve better than being a sweet southern belle? Well pack up your things, because you and your three besties are off to Paris! And what wild adventures you’ll have, hope you paid attention because it’s Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

  1. We are treated to three delightfully different young ladies having a graaaaaand adventure in Europe, Grace (Selena Gomez), Emma (Katie Cassidy), and Meg (Leighton Meester). How do they all know each other?
  2. Meg bumps into Riley three times during the course of the film before scootering off to swiftly fall in love. What three places did they meet?
  3. Grace pulls an Ocean’s Twelve and happens to be a perfect double of the rich British socialite Cordelia. After playing polo terribly in Cordelia’s place what does Grace teach her royal escort Theo that makes him fall in love with her?
  4. Emma’s beau Owen chases her to Europe after realizing he BLEW IT by trying to stop her from going to Paris. After arriving in an Emma-less Paris, how does Owen find out the girls are in Monaco?
  5. A little essay question … so what is Riley the dashing australian backpacker’s backstory? Why is he bumming around Europe slaying ladies and taking names?

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Chernobyl Diaries Quiz

Last week we did some Xtreme sports, and this week a quiz about Xtreme tourism. Well, grab your Geiger counter, it’s quiz time.

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

  1. On their extreme tourism adventure into the heart of Chernobyl country Uri takes our heroes on a tour of Pripyat. Where were they supposed to go instead and why?
  2. How many people went on this 4-hour-turned-4-ever tour with Uri in the Zombie Apocalypse on Gilligan’s Island very special television event (better twist than we actually got, imagine if at the end it turned out to be some Eastern European reality show)?
  3. When exploring an apartment building Uri sees three things that freak him out and cause him to rush everyone back to the van. One point each for identifying what concerned Uri about the town and building in particular that made him cut the tour short?
  4. After getting trapped in the town the group decided to be a bunch of dummies like the dummies that they are and stay around overnight like dummies. How far does Uri say the checkpoint is when they discover the van has been sabotaged?
  5. Ultimately after discovering a large band of mutants roaming the abandoned town the last two survivors, Paul and Amanda, are forced through a series of steam tunnels and into the abandoned reactor itself. Who are the “monsters” of the film, and what is the deal with the town itself? And I’m not just asking because the movie is very confusing … but also my answer might be wrong.

Spooky scary indeed. My bro doesn’t scare easy though and got them all right, how about you?

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